Symptoms of Bieber Fever

You MIGHT have Bieber Fever if....

1.  You hear "Baby" on the radio and think to yourself: "Hmmm, this song is kind of catchy." (...and you keep that crazy little thought to yourself.)

2.  You start to get a teensy bit excited whenever "Baby" is within earshot. (Once again, you put on your best "What is this garbage?!" face and keep the excitement you feel deep down inside a deep, dark secret.)

3.  You start humming "Baby" to yourself on your walk home from work (albeit--accidentally--out loud).

4.  You start playing the YouTube video of "Baby" at home just to annoy your husband. (Then start to annoy him three or four times... a day.)

5.  You actually add "Baby" to your iTunes playlist, but only because it might be a "hip" song to sing in the noraebhang so, really, you should learn it, you know? 

6.  You blog about "Baby" and post the video cheese.

(Only listen if you know you're immune.)

But you MIGHT be okay if....

1.  "Baby" is the only Justin Bieber song you like.

2.  "Baby" is the only Justin Bieber song you know (out of principle).

3.  You've managed to keep "Baby" off of your iTunes "most played" list.

4.  You can still laugh at Justin Bieber jokes without feeling too hypocritical.


So... I'm going to be okay, right?

(I probably should have entitled this post "The Progression of Bieber Fever." Boooo, I'm screwed.)